Now the truth is revealed! Santa is Nackles! For those of you who have not read Your Guide to Child-Eating Monsters, and which I believe is free to all Patreon sponsors HINT HINT, Nackles is an evil anti-Santa who appears in the eponymous short story by Donald Westlake. There’s not much more to him, but I wanted to point out that I didn’t invent the name.
Well, I guess I could have made him the Grither. That’s not much better!
I also received Quite Contrary by Richard Roberts in the mail yesterday. Very excited to see where this one goes!