Malleus Maleficarum!
199 – No Sense

Seriously, he’s still talking?


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  1. LinusMines

    And where she breaks wind, there’s parsley.

  2. Agouti-Rex

    And she burps basil!

  3. Coyotenose

    Given how this conversation is going, I’m not asking where she gets mush apples from.

  4. Agouti-Rex

    From her armpits, of course!

  5. Coyotenose

    I must say I’m starting to become rather skeptical of your sources, Agouti-Rex.

    Interesting that Percy is implying he himself was born of mortal woman. Aww, he’s so cute! He thinks he’s people!

  6. Coyotenose

    I think the Straggletag is known to the Hobos:

    Why does he KEEP BLEEDING under that eyewrap OMG

  7. Agouti-Rex

    Well, she was a mortal rat female, so it sort of counts XD

    Oh that’s funny, I didn’t even think about hose hoboes! It really does look like they’re getting their info from the same source… Maybe the Straggletag is just obsessed with fire-breathing giants. XP

  8. Mr. Casual

    I’m thinking this still has something to do with Ol’ Scratch. Like he doesn’t actually turn you into a powerful monster, he just makes people believe stupid crap about you. X)

    And thus, a reinterpretation of one of my favorite bunch of lines from the venerable TV show Father Ted:

    They say she’s as big as four cats, and she’s got a retractable leg so she can leap up at you better, and she lights up at night! And she’s got four ears; two of them are for listening, and the other two are kind of “backup ears”! Her claws are as big as cups, and for some reason she has a tremendous fear of stamps! And she’s got magnets on her tail, so if you’re made of metal she can attach herself to you, and instead of a mouth, she’s got four arses! And some of her ears are on the inside of her head, and when she yawns, it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel!

  9. Agouti-Rex

    @Mr Casual: You don’t know how much I wanted to put that speech in the Straggletag’s mouth verbatim XD

  10. Mr. Casual

    Who wouldn’t?! :D

  11. Agouti-Rex


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