Malleus Maleficarum!
201 – I have special eyes

MY BRAND!!!!!!

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  1. Mr. Casual

    I stand by my previous guess as to this nonsense. X)

    Also kudos on the inclusion of one of my favorite memes to spout-off to my friends. My brand!!

  2. LinusMines

    “I’m such a fool!”

    “I could’ve heisted that plate of eyeballs before the dog did!”

    – The S.

  3. HPAlpha

    a fascinating story

  4. Agouti-Rex

    @Mr Casual: I’m glad you like that meme too :)

    @Linusmines: Look! Look with your special eyes

    @HPAlpha: I believe what you meant to say was “Cool story, bro.” XD

  5. Mr. Casual

    @LinusMines: Well, if Rags can use cat eyeballs, that bodes well for Straggles. He should be able to use any ol’ eyes lying around!

  6. Coyotenose

    @Mr. Casual. Strags never stops bleeding under that bandage. I don’t think what he had under there were ever eyes…

  7. Agouti-Rex

    He’s got compound eyes!

  8. Mr. Casual

    Little do we know, that’s not actually blood leaking from under that bandage. It’s strawberry jam. He keeps it in his empty eye sockets, because they’re handy storage spaces.

    Of _course_ he loves strawberry jam. How do you think he lost all his teeth?

  9. Coyotenose

    And then he lost the rest to the diabeetus!

  10. Coyotenose

    @Agouti: Sure, they’re a compound: One part blood and two parts screaming horror!

  11. Agouti-Rex

    @Mr Casual: That actually just seems more horrible! XP

    @Coyotenose: Sounds like a recipe…for success!

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